But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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