its not stalking. its research.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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