why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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