I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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