I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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