Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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