You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
drinking out of a sandbucket again
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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