i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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