Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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