You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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