these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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