just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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