What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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