I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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