everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
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When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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