What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
When did angry sex become our thing?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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