this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.