I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.