So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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