so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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