Midget sex pt 2 tonight
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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