he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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