do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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