They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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i think my cat just said my name.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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