I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Randomize
