butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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