is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The power of my boobs compel you
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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