I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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