We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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