we should wear snuggies to the strip club
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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