Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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