People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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