Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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