Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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