Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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