so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You don't make any sense
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