the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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