Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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