you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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