...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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