I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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