is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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