she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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