he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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