Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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