pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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