I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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