Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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