I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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