Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.