she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital