sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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