so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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