allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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