16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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