It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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