she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
