Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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