awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Randomize
