You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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